My Two Cents

I don't know which is weirder: the fact that this man is holding a huge piece of his own skull and living to tell about it, or the fact that the said piece looks a lot like the continent of Africa.

The miracle man told a reporter, "Doctors say a new skull covering has replaced the old one, but I am not letting go of this one." Hey, you never know when something like that could come in handy again.