Monday, June 19, 2006

 

Fire Up Your Grillz

How much would you pay to look like this? (Which is very different from, “How much would they have to pay you to look like this?”)

Depending on your price range and personal (dis)taste, you can order your own custom teeth from gangstagold.com for anywhere from 2 Franklins to 2 G’s (that’s $200 to $2,000, for the layman).

You choose the style (would you prefer lightning bolt zig-zags, or the four-leaf clover cut-outs with 2 slightly extended fangs?) and precious metal (what exactly is "rose gold"?), they do the rest.

My favorite model is GGT171, with the 3-D white gold-on-gold letters that spell out “Mike” across the front.

I’m not making this up.

Comments:
In 1974 (a little ancient history here) while working in a dental office, a woman came in with a diamond and wanted the Dr to make her a gold crown on her front tooth and put the diamond in the middle. After agonizing for several days over whether he should do this, he decided that wasn't the way he wanted his work advertised. I'll bet his wishes he'd done it now! Man, we were ahead of our time!
 
What if you're name isn't Mike? Do you think they could do William Edward Trachman?
 
No doubt. They'd just have to bring in on of those guys from the fair that can write your whole name on a single grain of rice.
 
Actually, I don't, but thanks for sharing your opinion!
 
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